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今日の [ Once in my life ]

It was last Thursday.


I had an appointment at a hospital for annual medical checkup.


Blood... Eyes... Weight... Heart beat...


And stomach X-ray.


Swallowed a cup of barium as usual.


Piece of cake. Nothing new as I had gone through the same process several
times already.


Took a couple of laxative pills, also as usual. And thanks to the pills,
it seemed that WHITE thing slipped out of my body by yesterday.


However... I was wrong.


This morning came, and I was in the bathroom sitting on that white bowl.


Putting some pressue on abdominal muscles, 'IT' should have come out.


Once... Twice... Three times... Many times...


It didn't.


But I was not so serious yet.


5 minutes passed, and still no result.


Must be that BARIUM?! A little panic began...


Another 5 minutes. No result.


Felt like a ping pong ball is stucking 3-5cm from the exit point.


By that time, I was pretty sure that BARIUM is my enemy.


"What if I could not handle this situation and went to a hospital for help...


Pretty nurses gather around my xxx and dig my xxx?? No xxxxing way!!


Don't panic, Saru. Take it easy and think!"


Looking around, the first idea I got was "washlet attack."


"Position - OK! Pumping power - MAX! 3... 2... 1... Fire!!"


Tried this attack for some 10 minutes without getting substantial results.


About the 2nd and 3rd ideas and the rest of this heartbreaking story, I would not
write here.


But about an hour later, I somehow managed to get that chemical thing out of
myself.


So xxxxing tired, I promised myself that I definitely take 3-4 pills next time.






っつーわけで、今朝は大変でした~


日本語で伝えるとあまりに生々しく顰蹙っぽいんで(笑)






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飲み比べ大会~






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東の方には負けてられん(笑)


ブリちゃんに平目&ミル貝。後は、写真にないけどウニとか。


形はともかくLovely taste
by saruzzie | 2008-01-27 00:15 | 普通